O'level chinese

Finally, o'level chinese is over!
Dont think i'll do well...
and the fact that everyone is saying that the paper is easy really worries me
yes, i do agree that the paper was easy compared to all the other practice papers we had.
anyway, i hope i'll be tyco again.

still having a slight flu
currently on self medication
hope i'll feel better tmr!
Party at MOS tmr!


Sunday, 28May '06

Went to the gym with jeff in the morning and saw...

Yucks!
check out his tights!
too bad, didnt manage to take a face shot.
he looked super gay!

After gym, it was raining damn heavily
didnt bring umbrella so had to run across to the bus stop.
totally drenched!
boarded an empty bus and it was extremely cold!
Got home, took a nap and felt sick!
slight flu and headache!
Damn!

My dad bought a new 3G phone for himself and a Moto Razor v3i for my sister as an advance birthday gift!
i used to have the best phone in my family...
now, its history
My dad's phone is super cool lah...
anyway, i shall be contented with my nokia 6670

Last day of 1st semester

YAY!
June holidays are here!

Today passed pretty fast.
We had to clean our class from 1215-1300
Class cleaning was goody!
Because of it, no Bio for us and 4/1 had their history common test postponed
Woohoo

After cleaning, we proceeded to the hall for a talk on juvenile crimes by a police officer
Dumb!
Think we had the same talk before
We were shown the same caning video and pictures
Anyway, i didnt mind seeing it again though it was rather gory
It looked f***ing painful and will definitely deter criminals-to-be
But if you're really sick in the head and just feel like breaking the law
i suggest u go for crimes which caning is not part of the punishment
but if you're really sick, you can still choose to try it
Oh btw, please do remember to tell me after you have tried it :)
Wanna see the end product?
click here

Regarding the tags...
Yes, i missed the 3rd penalty during the shootout and my team lost in the inter-class final.
My penalty wasn't on target, i hit the ball too much to the right :(
Anyway, this is my first soccer medal in 4 years so i should be happy

This morning, i knew that i would kana suan like hell
especially during Maths
So i had to avoid it
Why Maths?
Because Duck and Benjamin are seated infront of me!
Believe me, they can be extremely irritating and sarcastic.
Ben is the only guy i know that can out-talk Palvin and Duck's quacks can be very annoying.
To prevent the teasing, i pretended to be really sad and gloomy.
It worked!
they sensed it and i had a peaceful lesson.
Bravo!

After we were dismissed, junxiang wanted to discuss with the class about the class-outing.
As some of us were already leaving, i suggested to junxiang that he should lock up the back door and station himself at the front door to stop anyone from leaving.
He did it and managed to settle the details of the class outing on the 2nd week of Tuesday.
That method was useful isn't it?
Well, i used it before to collect Bio worksheets.
I needed to collect the worksheets and it was already the last period so once the bell rang, i borrowed the key from junxiang and quickly locked up the back door and stationed myself at the front door.
Only those who have handed in was allowed to leave
Got the job done easily
Subject raps, try it!

Happy Holidays!!!

Update...

Haven't blog for a long long time.
Getting busier... (or it seems)
Aiyah! I was lazy!
I must hang on to prove Duck wrong!

Woke up early to go tanning at Yishun with Jeff
The sun was good at first but the clouds later killed it.
So we had no choice but to leave early.
Chiong home to bathe and change and met up alan, benedict, alison, kaihui, michelle and sherfeng in town.
Had buffet lunch at Saki sushi...
Let the gorging begin!

Halfway thru...

Don worry, i didnt eat that much... its ben n mine...
Alison and kaihui took so many fish and prawn sushi that Ben got really sick of fish and Alan was sick of prawns.
Me? i got sick of wasabi
Each had to pay 19 plus so everyone gave me 20 and i settled the bill
What's the best part of paying the bill?
I get to keep the change! :)

Watched Davinci code.
Not bad lar...
But i think reading the book would be more exciting

Ahh!!! History Common Test tmr!

Yo!
Its back to school after a long weekend.
Sucks right?
Its only Monday and i'm looking forward to the next weekend -_-

Yesterday, while waiting for the bus at a bus stop (DUH~ not bus then what?)
i saw this really wierd notice.

WTF! Embarrassment?
What's so embarrassing about it?
Singaporeans kiasu, kiasee
and kiapaiseh?!

Alright, back to school...
Early in the morning, junxiang got bullied once again!
Its damn funny lah...
Scene 1: Junxian pushed his chair back and i pushed my table forward... LOL
Then just before recess
gabriel, yeeyew, junxian, melvrick and tiongpeng (in case ur counting, there's 5 of them)
all of them started pinching junxiang's nipple!
i got it filmed down but dun wanna show it cos the quality sucks
Then just before recess ended
yeeyew threw the ball at junxiang's head and it hit his specs off.
and junxiang looked really pissed!
LOL

Got home n i turned crazy!
ate lizards, bit my arms, cut myself... No, not that crazy
I decided to do the history article!
it was supposed to be a grp work though...
but like i said, i was crazy so... i did it!
Think i did a LOUSY job cos my "newspaper article" sounded like an essay.
Whatever
Anyway, im waiting for Tommy to come online so that i can send it to him to edit :)

Now, waiting for my mom to come home (mom = dinner)
i shall ask her for permission for the party on 30th May later
really hope that i can go! MOS is super cool!
but anyway, chances are slim...
FUCK Conquer'O

Lazy and tired

lots of things happened, i'll try to keep it short :)

first thing first!
I got 40/70 for chinese common test paper2! Couldnt believe it lah, i was super duper lucky!
Recently, junxiang kana suan like hell. Well, he asked for it didnt he?
He said things like:
Class, go for humanities room now.
Class, we are having a class outing in the 2nd week of Monday during the hols.
Wow, we have 2 months of holiday!
Poor guy. Haiz...

Friday, 12 May

Went to Bishan to suntan with jeff. No empty benches so we lied on the ground.
Didnt stay for long so not too effective.
Gonna go for another tanning session on 23 may.
Anybody interested?

Met up with Nick n Jas at Marina Square for lunch at Carl's Jr.
Super delicious. Cant eat it frequently though... cos its quite expensive and very unhealthy
the largest burger i have ever eaten and of course its very filling.
its the size of a whopper from BK and the thickness of BigMac.
It was the first time i heard Nick saying that he was full.
Go try it if u can
Yummy!

Walked around...
Uniquely Singapore!


Bought a shirt from Flash n Splash.
Think i took quite sometime...
Now Nick is afraid of me.
haha

Took the train home with Nick n we saw...
Damn Gross...

Oh i almost forgot!
Its Mother's Day today!!!
Happy Mother's day!
Here is a video of two brothers attempting to make something for their mom

Bad Day

Had a terrible day today.
Mrs Anand couldn't find my Speech Test script and 3 others were also missing. She told us yesterday that she'll try her best to find. This morning, she told us that she still couldnt find it, so you know what?! A fucking retest. This totally came as a surprise to me, junxiang, hongmei and xinqiang. Ridiculous! Fucking unfair. I thought that the least she could do was to warn us yesterday so that we can come in mentally prepared. Anyway, we reluctantly did it.

After recess, kinder surprise! Sorry, didnt get any chocolate but got another surprise test. This time, Social Studies SBQ test. Had to rush through. After that.... Chemistry test followed. Chem was damn difficult!!! Think i'm gonna fail.
Physics lesson today was fun though. Went to the lab to do some electricity experiment. Through out the 2 periods, the guys were happily burning paper. Dont understand? i'll show you

The set-up...At 12V, the iron wire glows...
D&T lessons then started...
The end product... btw, its Alan's worksheet. lolxIn the end, the wooden rule got burnt too...
Then Junxiang and gabriel connected the wire directly to the power supply to minimise the resistance. And then...

Cool huh? Its rather dangerous though. So, kids please do not try this at home =)

I was reading through some old Men's Health magazines and i came across something.
one article read --- "if you're giving a speech the next day, review it before falling asleep," says Candi Heimgartner, an instructor of biological sciences at the University of Idaho. Since most memory consolidation happens during sleep, anything you read right before bed is more likely to be encoded as long-term memory.

hmm... maybe we can use it for our tests?
Well, no harm trying right?

Oh btw, Happy Birthday Phoebe!
Hope u like the chocolates :)
Dont grow fat ;-)

G-MAX cord breaks.

Hey! Dirty Fellows! G-MAX cock didnt break, it doesnt have one anyway. Its cord not cock. Clean your mind.

Why didnt i blog over the weekend? Because it was damn boring! Nowhere to go, so for the next weekend... Ahem (hint)

No PE today due to the Chinese Common test Paper 1. I did qns 2 and 5. At this moment, you probably might be saying "hey! i did that too!" Oh well, these two qns are the simplest. So don't be too proud about it. During the last 20 mins of the test, most of us have finished. Then 2 gals walked past the class. Naturally, most of us turned and looked at them. Then Chen Lao Da was like "Oi! Bu mei de kuai dian zou kai" LOL, what a bastard.

Bought NEWPAPER during reccess mainly because an article on the G-MAX reverse bungy caught my attention. Guess what?! One of the cord broke! Fortunately, none was hurt. Three tourists were waiting to be launched when the cord broke. Lucky huh? My friends and I were wondering what would have happened if the cord were to break during the ride. Dont worry!

Mr Kobie Rhodes, general manager of Frontier Sports, which owns the G-max said that "the machine is designed such that once the integrity of the cords was compromised, its fail-safe mechanism would immediately terminate the launch". He also added that its absolutely impossible for the cord to break once it has been launched. Thats because the cord is under maximum tension when its being stretched before a launch. Once its released, the tension is released and the load goes to zero.
So thrillseekers who are planning to try the G-Max, dont be disheartened. Its very x100000 safe and extremely fun! Its $35 and $25 for students.
For more information ---------> http://www.gmax.co.nz
And for the benefit of those who do not have a clue what is the G-Max reverse bungy even after reading a lengthy article. Here are some pics of terence, lalu and myself taking to the G-MAX!
3 of us smiling for the camera before the launch (Weilun was our photographer who did a ________ job) Bet that the 3 tourists did not smile a single bit. haha At the peak...Opps...

And after it ended... high up there...


After lesson, duck, terence and i went to pizza hut! We ate pizza. DUH~ There were many other students from neighbouring schools. The advertisement on IN magazines worked huh? Then Fang Xiong aka Duck said that the monsoon season seems to have ended since it hasnt rain for a few days already. Damn it! No wonder it was FREAKING hot in class! And my seating location, which is out of the fan-area, did not help at all. My mum also told me that June will be the hottest month. Luckily its during the school holidays.

Oh, before i go... Gregory showed me this video a few days back. Its hilarious!
FEMALE VIEWER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED


Weather! PLS have some mercy on me!

Early Dismissal!

School today was pleasant, the weather rocks! This is one of the few times that i didnt feel hot in class today! :) Mrs Anand uncharacteristically gave us no homework for the weekend. Her reason being, "i have too much work to mark". Good for her and good for us. Hmm... talking about marking, its a tough job isnt it? I think humanities teachers have the toughest scripts to mark.
What do you think?

When it comes to marking homework, which subject teacher has the worst job?
	English
	Mother Tongue
	Science (physics; bio; chem)
	Mathematics
	Humanities
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We had our chinese common test. It sucks. There were 4 comprehensions, of which two of them were multiple choice qns. 4 compres is no joke, i got sleepy just after the second one. The last one was the toughest, i didnt fully understand what it was about and consequently, i left 2 qns blank.

And because our school would be used as a polling station tmr, the school closed at 1pm today!!! it makes no difference for most classes but my class definitely benefited from it. I think today is the first time in 1year5months5days that we are dismissed before 1pm. Most importantly, we
can hang out with our friends from other classes.
While others might have went out for a good lunch or a movie. My friends and I decided to head for the street soccer court. We were not alone, in total, there were 8 teams of 5. Palvin's team (ben, terence, nick and donovan) won 8 games in a row! impressive huh? i played, i lost and to the shelter i went. Once there, poor Jun Xiang got bullied as usual....
And a few days ago...


Alright, to end this entry, i have another video for you!!

Derek's first blog!

Yes! my first blog!!!
thought that a blog will allow me to express my thoughts.
not only that, i also hope that blogging will give me a chance to have more practice at writing.
My god, can somebody pls pls teach me how to make changes to the template???
i spent like 10hrs in the span of 2 days and i only managed to come up with this shit. Coding is freaking complicated.

to end this entry, here's a video for u. i watched it 5 times and i laughed each time. anyway, got this vid from jeff's blog.
enjoy!



cheers!!!