HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Last night of 2006 was goody:)

hmm... I have yet to receive a call from NYJC
did they forgot about me?
did I miss their call when I'm out?
Is it because my OGL is super lazy?
Or is it because I wasn't even posted to NYJC?
I don't know, still waiting...

as for next year?
I must get into the dragonboat team!
because if I don't?
My next 2 years will be so screwed!

4/1 Chalet

back from 4/1 chalet...
had a great time with my good friends of 4 years!
but of course, it would have been more fun if not for the rain :(

on the first night, went all the way to changi village from marina to join them in watching soccer
still didn't quite understand why they chose to go changi village when there's a nearer coffeeshop
after that, I also didn't understand why they chose to walk all the way back to the chalet at aloha loyang
Only duck and I cabbed back...
taxi uncle told us that it was 5.4 km
by the time the rest reached the chalet, I was already sleeping!

we went to rent bikes the next morning
paid only $15 for a whole day rental!
damn cheap!

had the worst BBQ in my life that evening...
firstly, the area of burning charcoal was too small to feed so many of us
secondly, the heat was too small!!
so the food took super long to cook and most of them were not properly cooked!
the pit was also overcrowded!
and everyone was cooking for themselves
I gave up after sometime and I knew that if I wanna survive the night, I've to go somewhere else to fill my stomach
Indeed, 12 of us cycled to a coffeeshop - in the rain
our bikes were decorated with plenty of light sticks
pretty cool...

It was the first time I went cycling in the rain at night...
It was fucking cold man!
regretted not bringing jacket...
got back and duck realised that he dropped his wallet along the way.
so several of us went back to search for his wallet...
halfway through and a sudden downpour forced us back to keep our phones
went back out and managed to find his wallet in the car park:)
lucky him...
all ended well... :)

hmm... I think I clocked the most number of hours of sleep
8 hours on both nights :)
no, I'm not a pig

went to town to collect my jeans that I sent for alteration from 2 places
why 2 places?
Because when I went to Levis @heeran, they said that they can only accept washed and clean jeans for alteration.
I had 2 pairs but only one was clean...
So I had to walk all the way to Levis @centrepoint, in the rain...
to alter the other pair.
wah lau, centrepoint didn't even ask shit about the jeans lah...
I should have just went straight to centrepoint
Fuck!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all!!!
hohoho... jingle pau, jingle pau, jingle cha siew pau
lin yoong pau, tau sa pau
siew mai, loh mai kai
hey!

past 2 days were fantastic!
yesterday, I went to yishun and swam 20 laps!
wait, I shall say it in a different way
yesterday, I went to yishun and swam 1km!
please read the one that sound longer and keep that in mind :)

I decided to swim instead of running because my knee was hurting.
maybe a sprain...
but swimming wasn't a good idea either.
the pain hit me once I got out of the pool.

went to Union Square at Amara hotel for Christmas dinner.
in case you're wondering, it's a bar that my parents frequent.
the food was goody and we had lots of drinks too
I'm a damn lousy drinker lah...
I only drank a bottle of Corona and took a few sips of this and that and I wasn't feeling too good already.
my parents and sister are damn good lah
haiz... looks like I got the recessive genes from my parents..
my whole family are good drinkers except for me
my whole family is pretty short while I'm pretty tall

Corona Beer!Daddy!
Mummy!
Jie Jie!
Happy Family!

Went to watch 'Night at the museum' at suntec with Krystle today
the show was not bad... but I don't recommend it?
because it's the kind of show that is interesting to watch but the story is crap.
It's quite funny though...
I actually went to get the tickets first before meeting her as I was afraid that there was no seats since it's a public holiday.
got there and every single time slots were still available... -.-
Man, I felt sooooo dumb.

Met her at city hall and she gave me a cake for my family
It was really nice of her
but I felt so embarrassed cause I didn't get anything for her family for x'mas
oops!
chilled at starbucks before going home
Christmas was merry!

4/5 steamboat at marina tomorrow followed by 4/1 chalet from Tuesday to Thursday
Initially, I told junxiang that I wasn't going for steamboat
but I thought it wouldn't be nice if I go for 4/1 chalet and not my own class steamboat
so a change of mind!
see! I very loyal right?

primary school gathering

Firday
went to east coast park with krystle to roller blade
i cant blade for nuts man
she had to wait for me most of the time
it must have been pretty boring for her...
the weather was goody!
surprisingly, it didnt rain!
blading is supposed to be relaxing... not for me though...
got to practise more!
it was nice to spend the day with her
over the 4 years, she grew much prettier and TALLER (20 cm!!!)

bathed and took a bus down to town to meet up the rest of our primary school classmates for dinner at seoul garden
the rest? sounds alot huh?
actually there was only 7 of us!
me, nick, aiman, krystle, dina, jasmine and hoi ting
so it was a MINI gathering
nevertheless we had a great time talking and laughing
didnt eat much though...
i'm definitely looking forward to the next primary school gathering!
and jasmine must organise!

Quick Update...

Woah, my blog is seriously rotting
I can smell it
ok, a quick update

PAE?
I got into NYJC! YIPEEEEEEEE
my sister went to bangkok and she's coming back tonight
i'm hoping to see some goodies :)
My family had a mini xmas gifts exchange
yeah it's early, I know
my aunt bought me a jansport bag
while I bought myself a pair of asics running shoes:)
that pair of shoes?
it burned a hole in my pocket
and it will definitely widen next week:(

Btw, i'm hooked onto 'Prison Break'
All thanks to my sister
she came back with a whole season of Prison Break in her external hard disk
I think it's still showing on channel 5
watch it! because it's a ****ing good show man
at the beginning of each episode, there'll be a brief summary of 'what you missed that you need to know to understand the subsequent episodes' so it isn't too late for you to start watching now
how nice?
I actually watched 12 40 mins episodes straight!
u feel me?

Scuba diving video

The video of our scuba diving trip is up!
hmm... it's not exactly a video
It's just a slide show of pictures with music
its not very good but at least there's some memories!
so... have fun!


I'm anxious to know my PAE results on the 14
I really hope that I can make it to NYJC for the first 3 months!
my fingers and toes will be crossed
Remember! It's 14Dec (Thu), 8.00am onwards! at www.moe.gov.sg/esp/schadm/pae

I'm now a Open Water Diver!

4 open water dives at pulau hantu and now I'm a PADI Open Water Diver!
Yeah man, I love how it sounds
I'm a Open Water Diver!
I'm a Open Water Diver!
I'm already looking forward to taking 5 adventure dives at pulau tioman next year to become Advanced Open Water Diver!

the visibility of the water in pulau hantu is terrible!
the vis yesterday was about 1.5 m and it was considered to be very good already!
today was bad as hell!
most of the times, I couldn't even see the person 40cm away from me!
the sea bed was also full of sharp rocks so we've to be very careful to avoid getting cut!
how bad was the water?
Ok, picture this...
make a cup of milo by using less water, let it stand for 15 mins until you get a suspension
there! can't see shit!
next, stir the cup so that you mess up the suspension, now you can't see anything!
that happens when our fins stir up the soft sand below

Damn tired now...
had to wake up at 5 am on last 2 days and coming into contact with sea water makes it worse
We couldn't take much photos yesterday because it rained but we compensated with lots of photos today!
I'll be busy compiling all the photos into a video
so yeah... do come back to this space for the video
Alright, gonna take a rest now

For now, here are 2 and only 2 photos.... and a video taken in toy's r us
come back for more :)

3 PADI Open Water Divers! Me, Jeff, Karlok... Don't play play!
7 PADI Open Water Divers!
Ok ok, I think the incessant mention of 'PADI Open Water Diver' is getting annoying
The guy in the red sweater is our instructor, Lester!
He's a very nice guy!

Orpheus dive rocks!
Hey, if you're interested to learn scuba
Do it with Orpheus!


Last but not least, a video taken in toys r us @vivocity...

Standard Chartered Marathon 2006

Yes, the title says it all

My mum and I took the 10km race while my sister took the half marathon

my dad wasn't running so he offered to follow us and take care of our bag

so all of us woke up damn early and took a cab down

Alright, I was pretty satisfied with my run

I managed to hit my target to finish under an hour :)

My sister did good too, she took about 2hr 10min

the best of all, my mum!

all of us initially felt that she might have difficulty in even finishing the race

but she took only 90 minutes!

It's pretty good for someone who hasn't train and run for months prior to the race

Ultimately, it was a good day out as a family

It had been long since all of us went out together for breakfast

There you have it!

"Champions"

Surprise Surprise!

Oh man!
Today is unbelievable!

went out to watch 'step up'
It was dance-tastic!
went to play pool after that

when I reached admiralty mrt station, it was raining heavily
my dad was buying some stuff so I met up with him to have a cup of coffee while we wait for my mum to fetch us with umbrellas
my mum passed us the umbrella and left urgently
I thought she had to rush home to take care of my 6 yr old cousin who is down with chicken pox
a short while later, my dad and I went home

got home and..... Surprise!
my mum was like: "Derek come here, I have something for you"
she points to a paper bag
it was a handphone paper bag!
It's a freaking N73!!!!!
Woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
I've been wanting to buy N73 myself but due to the budget explosion on the prom stuff, I thought that I should hold and maybe wait for the price to drop further

and now I have it!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

my mum actually bought the phone after passing us the umbrella
and when we were walking home, she was actually behind us!
I actually walked past the singtel shop and missed her!
my dad was her so called accomplice!
my mum then ran home and pretended that she was home much much earlier
Incredible!

That was the best surprise I've had in my life!
I love mummy and daddy!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

that's not it man!
my uncle came to my house and loaned me his Playstation 2 plus one whole stack of games!!!

I'm loving it!!!

Congratulations to myself for the 50th entry!
Yay!
Ok, I'll be at 4/5 chalet so the next update will most probably come after tuesday!
HAVE FUN!
:)

Amkss Prom 2006

Ticket = $85
Clothes = $285
Memories and Photos = priceless!

Graduation night was great
Everybody looked amazing
Especially the girls, all looked so different!
Some were really hot!

The emcee did a brilliant job too!
His name was....... was...... ya okay he was excellent
the food was good though I didn't eat much

I was one of the nominees for the prom king...
Did lame stuff like catwalk, couple's chemistry? and dance chemistry?
Although I didn't win, I enjoyed myself nevertheless
Was I disappointed?
I would be lying if I said I wasn't
But anyway, the main point was to be sporting and have fun!
I certainly did!! :)

Here are the awards winners:My class girls
they all looked fabulous
Alison(2nd from right) won the 'best dressed female award'

Yo! my scuba partner, Jeff got the 'best dressed male award' :)
Amkss prom king 2006!
Lim jun xiang; Lan jiao xiang; Lim jane xiang; Number one
woah he has lots of names, but for now on
simply call him the Prom King!
No, not porn king you dumbo!

Ooooo, our Prom Queen!!!
she looks really mature and............. Hot!
man, you have to look at the dress she wore
Sexy! :P


After the programme, the dance floor was opened to everyone to shake their ass!
the secondary 5 girls were all very sporting
danced with a couple of them
It wasn't long before all of them left abruptly
For some reasons that I think I know but I'm not gonna say
but there's one thing for sure: some fun was gone because there were less people on the dance floor
Btw, the DJ was really lousy and his music choices for rnb/hiphop were terrible!
Whenever he was spinning techno, I took a seat
My mini ipod could have done a much better job than his huge case of albums!

The DJ stopped the party at about 12.30am
but the party is supposed to be till 1am!
the early end was probably due to the fact that he has no more music to play!
yeah, most probably...

Took loads of photos but I'll not post them...
Lazy lah
Alright, if you have taken a photo with me, and you want it, please feel free to approach me on msn
My hotmail (yeah, it's hot!) : derek_aquarius@hotmail.com

Another event is over, looking forward to 4/5 chalet on sunday and my 2nd confined water scuba session on Tuesday!
I'm lovin' it!

Aight, have fun and take care!!!

So much fun!

Woah!
The confined pool session was extremely fun!
it's simply amazing!
breathing underwater?
you can only do it with scuba!
oh, our instructor has a tattoo on her hip and naval piercing!
hot!

went to surge@mos
it was pretty fun but i didn't quite like the crowd there
there was too many boys!!!
wah lau, the bouncer was damn strict lah!
they checked my pockets and my bag for cigarettes
obviously, I don't smoke...
I had to empty my bottle of water as well!
Wtf?

birthday girl sheryl was kinda drunk
tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk

Christine's birthday is only a few weeks time and she wasn't allowed to enter
In the end, she had to thon through the night cos she couldn't go home
haha so sad huh?
indeed, jocelyn, karlok, christine and I thon-ed at mac and took the first train home
got knocked out in the train...

had our last scuba theory lesson yesterday and we passed our exam!
now we're a step closer to becoming a certified open water diver!
WOOOOOOOOO
looking forward to the next confined pool session on the 28th :)

Amkss prom's tonight and I've yet to buy my shoes!!!
Aight, see ya

Finally!

Yay!!!!
Finally, O'level is over!
Finally, my blog is updated!

I'm having lots of fun but i'm not relaxed!
damn busy shopping for prom and i have scuba lessons on monday to wednesday night!
I spent two loooong days shopping for my prom stuff!
the distance i walked could be equivalent to 10km!
yes, i burned enough calories so don't have to do additional workouts :)

I managed to buy all my stuff except for my shoes
exceeded my bugget!!!
so I've to get a cheap pair of shoes from... Bata?

down with a little sore throat and stuffy nose
pretty worried that i can't do the scuba confined pool session later in the evening and go to the party at MOS
I've taken every medicine that i could find that can help!
Alright, gonna take a nap now before meeting jeff in the afternoon to hit some balls!

Have fun but please do take care of your health!!!

Hey Ben, i realised that when i use mozilla firefox, the tagboard will appear on the right but when i use internet explorer, it appears at the bottom...

NYJC open house

went jurong to swim with jeff, korky, gregory and alan...
we went to the children's changing room out of curiousity and man!!!!!
look at what we saw!
soooooooooo cute!
hey, check out korky's swimming trunk! haha

we went to KFC for lunch
nooooooo!!! fast food!

met up my primary school mate, Dina, before going to NYJC
NYJC's campus is damn new!!!
the school is pretty huge too!
and the best thing is that the hall is air-conditioned!
Wow, i'm getting more despo to get into NYJC
btw, the touch rug girls are pretty hot too!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

went to kpool at amk before going home after dinner...

Dina and i...hmm... felt pretty bad for her cos it was definitely awkward for her to be with an army of amksians the whole day!

Farewell

12 October 2006 was definitely one of the best days in my life
no words can describe it...
no lah, actually it's just that my vocab isn't good enough

anyway, the farewell assembly was short and sweet...
I hope i did good for the speech
i'm really thankful that i was given the chance to speak
most importantly, it was a chance for me to tell mr ling how i felt

the best part of the assembly was when we walked through the teachers
shaked hands and hugged the teachers
at that time, tears was already welling up in my eyes
but when i exited the hall, i saw my friends and tears started to flow
yes, i think i was the first guy in my class to cry...
how i wished for the time to stop...

haiz... i regretted not bringing my digi cam!
damn it
to everyone whom i took photos with, please send them to me asap!

Scuba Diving

You read the title?
Yea.. Anybody interested in learning scuba diving this year end?
I'll be going...
Jeff, Karlok, Karlok's sister and boyfriend, and Wee li are most probably going too...

Details:
First thing first, be prepared to part with $350
During the course, there'll be 2 theory lessons, 1 practical lesson and a trip to pulau Hantu for open sea dives...
On completion, you will be a PADI certified Scuba diver
for more details, go here

If you're keen and you would like to join us, please approach either Me or Jeff ASAP
I think we're gonna make the bookings anytime during the 3 weeks home leave
Cheers

Nervous...

Didnt go to sch today...
joined my family to Bright Hill temple to pray for my late grandpa
it's the 100th day so... my mum thought it'll be good if i can join them
anyway, decided to join them since school is so meaningless and boring

Rest in peace, yeye...


tommorrow gonna be the last day of school!!!
I'm gonna give a speech during the farewell assembly!!
I'm friggin' nervous
I don't think it's stage fright that is bothering me...
Instead i think it's the fear of mispronouncing words and stumbling
and the length of the speech is not helping!

Please take note that the speech was written by me!
BUT... I said BUT
it has been edited by Mrs Anand
So if you were to hear any good vocabulary used, it's not mine
Btw, mrs Anand let me read Elias' speech
Woah, his vocab totally thrashed mine
fortunately for me, lady luck is on my side because I'll be the first to deliver the speech

You must not sleep ok!
Please listen to the speeches... If you're too bored, at least listen to mine!

I've been practising very hard for the speech
I shall give u a glimpse of my speech

Yay!!!!
over-active or over-stressed?

Wish me luck for the speech tmr!
Goood Luck Derek! ;-)

Happy Birthday Daddy!

Happy Birthday Daddy!!!
I love you!!!

I woke up this morning and found this on the kitchen floor...
A ****ing lizard's tail
Omg, damn grossi'm a timid guy man...
i get very distracted from whatever i am doing whenever i spot a house lizard nearby
i will observe it and see where it goes, ensuring that it doesnt come to me
i'm also damn afraid of flying cockroaches and big flies e.g bees
haiz... enough of that...

yes, today is my dad's birthday
if you remember, my mum's birthday was just a few days ago
Alright listen up, my mum just turned 42 and did i mention how act-cute and act-young she is?
how act cute?
check this out...
it's not that it's a bad thing for her to act cute, in fact it's a good thing and I like it
however, recently there's this something that my sister and i tak bu lei tahan
this something is my mum's obsession over 'precious moments' stuff
she discovered this shop near her office that sells lots of precious moments goodies
from then on, she has been bringing tons of 'precious moments' stuff home
She's crazy over it!!!
let the pictures do the talking..
precious moments pencil case
precious moments umbrella

precious moments photo album

precious moments alarm clock

precious moments stickers on the bathroom door
precious moments calendar
precious moments wall calendar

hey, that is only about 60% of her collection
she also has precious moments Ez-link card and nail clipper!!!
haiz... i give up man

In school, Tommy told me that he read somewhere and found out that the end of the world would be on the 21st December 2012
freaky...
it's up to you to believe it
of course, the best is to be optimistic and hope that those predictions are a pack of balls

I am very unhappy with how our school treat the sec 4 students!!!
as we all know, sec1 to sec3 are having exams now
we also know that they are dismissed earlier
yes, they are dismissed earlier but does that give the fucking lazy, fat and useless security guards the reason to lock the back gates earlier?

come on, have they forgotten that we sec4s are still in school?
we are hungry and home sick and locking the gate even before we are dismissed is totally ridiculous!!!
WE have to fucking walk 1 fucking BIG round.
So much for student welfare huh?
what the fuck is the student councilors doing man?
Are they blind? If not, they should be able to see this huge problem
As student councilors, they should write in to the school and come up with suggestions to solve the problem
as far as i know, the student council is a big fat white elephant

Happy Birthday Mummy!

Happy Birthday mummy!!!

Ah, everyone knows about the food poisoning case in AMKSS
went back to school on Thursday, didnt feel too well...
but since i had only a day MC (stupid doctor!)
I dragged myself to school
i was late for school because i spent like 20 mins on the toilet bowl in the morning!
Aiyah, Fuck the whole food poisoning saga lah!
I just cant wait to recover fully
still have diarrhoea... haiz...

my class recieved our prelims result slips back today.
when mrs veda told us that the result will come in A4 size paper, I thought it was going to be some kind of a certificate
hell i was wrong
it was just a pathetic piece of white paper
so, it's official that i have obtained a L1R5 of 15
i'm satisfied with my results
it's not very good but it's not too bad either
hope i can make it to science stream in NYJC for the first 3 months =)
Gregory was very disappointed with his results, mainly because he failed his English
But man! this bright boy did superb in his other subjects
it's a pity
Tommy and I accompanied him to look for Mrs Anand to see if she could help him.
we couldn't find her so Greg left a letter in her locker
I really hope that Mrs Anand would be able to help Greg out
we'll keep our fingers crossed

Anyway, had dinner at Jack's place to celebrate my mummy's birthday!
we had a wonderful time talking and laughing!!!
It had been long since we had such lovely time together
I loved it!!!
Woooooooooooooooooo
I love my mummy, daddy and sister!!!
I love my family!!!

3 GOHs

Got back several prelims results...
Generally, i should say i'm quite satisfied...
Haiz...
Besides the little thrill of knowing our results, this week have been soooo boring
Its exciting to know your results and the excitement can only last for like a minute?
and the rest of the time are spent going through the papers
Its so damn boring lah...
yeah, its important to know your mistakes but its still super boring!

during these boring periods
you have to self-entertain to stay alive!

Oh btw, I'm surrounded by 3 geniuses in class
Melvrick Goh, Phoebe Goh and Goh Mao Kun!
Coincidentally, 3 of them are GOHs!
they're are always getting crazily high results lah!
Wah cannot take it man!
they're like one of the top 10 students
And...and...they always bully me!!!
I actually thought of making a big sign that reads:
"I am surrounded by brainy ghosts"

haha, phoebe wrote something funny in her answers
in one of the biology questions, she wanted to write "the tubing is coiled up"
Instead, she drew this and you know what?!
her answer was accepted!
It was obvious to us that she didnt know how to spell the word "coiled" ahaha
but she insisted that she couldn't think of that word at that moment...

Classic Video

played street soccer today...
the weather was freaking hot!!!
how hot?
the sun is like directly shining over the court!
if you were to stand in the middle of the court,
crack an egg onto your head,
the egg will be cooked in 10 sec!!!

poor weilun
he suffered a HUUUUUUUUGE blister on his sole
blame the heat that increase friction

I watched a few of the old videos in my phone
and here's a classic that I have never failed to laugh when i watched it
starring Song Hao!!!
ok, here's the story:
we were on our way to J8
Song Hao took a seat and felt asleep almost immediately!
looking at his awkward position, i anticipated him to fall so i decided to film it
True enough!
he fell when the bus stopped
This is 100% real!!!
This is not an act!!!
Watch till the end!
Unfortunately, the quality of the video is quite shitty

Prelims are over!!!

I shall not study at all during this weekend!!!
Woooooooooo
results next week!!!
good or bad? i'm still eager to know!!!
hope i can achieve <16 for L1R5

While waiting to go to the chem lab for our practical exam in the AVA room
Tommy and I had a crapping session...

We were predicting that potassium manganese would be used for titration because if that is the case, no indicators would be required.
Since indicators aren't cheap, we were certain that our stingy school would save on the indicators
And... We were right!

We were also complaining that the specimen used in our brio practical exam were damn cheapskate
rice, peanuts and kidney beans were used...
these can be bought in bulks and they wouldn't cost more than $10
Furthermore, there'll definitely be leftovers which can be used for sec 3 practical lessons

We also predicted that electrical circuits would not be used for our physics practical exams
because the school have to replace all the fused bulbs and some of the batteries
We were sure that they would not spend the extra moolahs too...
And.... We were right again

Oh btw, Nick told me that the school gonna change the uniforms next year
they gonna change it to tucked-out kind of uniforms
think its gonna be damn damn ugly lah!!!!

i wonder who was the decision maker
shouldn't they conduct a referendum or something?
I'm against it!!!!



just received photos taken at sentosa from my aunt...
my mum was viewing the photos and she made a comment after seeing
THISTHIS

And THIS...


She said "aye, what about you? odd number leh..."
Whatever!!!
Here am I!!!

Group photo!!!
4 hunks and 3 babes!!! (i didnt type this)
=x

We had fun burying one another...



Sister and.......... my future brother-in-law???
Lol

Dinner at NYDC at Holland V

Oh, after dinner, while walking to the car in the carpark
guess who i saw.... driving and smoking.....
I saw Singapore Idol finalist Jonathan!!!!
haha
jealous not?

Yo mama

Just downloaded this song and I'm lovin' it!!!
It's the soundtrack of the fast and furious: tokyo drift
it's the 10th time listening and i'm still shaking to the beat
wanna shake too???
check out my latest addition to my jukebox!
its at the bottom....

tried to study history for the whole day but progress is damn slow lah...
cant concentrate...
so maybe gonna chiong history tonight...
oh its 9.30pm already?!
loooks like i'm gonna have a looooooong night

saw Yo Mama on MTV a few days ago...
its like a freestyle rap battle minus the freestyle instead, their jokes (insults) have to be yo mama jokes
Oh, there wasn't any rapping too... just single-line jokes without any rhymes in them
Ok lah, its not even like a freestyle rap battle... its... its... yo mama jokes BATTLE!

here's a few that i heard...
Yo mama's teeth so ugly that her tongue looks like it's behind bars
Buurrr
Yo mama so stupid that when i told her to buy a colour tv, she asked "What colour?"
Sotong!!!
Yo mama so ugly that she makes blind kids cry
Haha
Yo mama so old that when i told her to act her own age, and she died
LOL

are you laughing yet?
I know you are...
never knew that yo mama jokes could be this funny
you want more?
HERE'S MORE!!!

My very own garden

welcome to my garden
while I watch the television, I get a nice view too!The flowers just blossomed and there will be birds and bees pollinating it during the day
when my mum saw it, she was like: "wah so nice... Alamak, got bees ah?! Quick close the windows! later the bees come in how?"
-__-"birds pollinating BEES!!!
Quick! press ALT + F4 to close the window!!!
later the bees come in how?


went to the national stadium to watch Singapore vs China
it was the last soccer match to be played in the national stadium before they demolish it
I was expecting the crowd to be so-so only since it was on a weekday
but hell i was wrong!
queued damn long just to get the tickets
it was damn rowdy lah...
everyone was cutting queue
no organisation at all
by the time i managed to get in, i missed around 10 mins of the game already
kickoff was 7.30pm, at 7.40pm...
just look at the queue...


pictures...

the red card offense!
final score...

group photo!!!
my dad took the photo for us...
there were 13 of us...
NEXT TEAM!!!