Happy Birthday Mummy!

Happy Birthday mummy!!!

Ah, everyone knows about the food poisoning case in AMKSS
went back to school on Thursday, didnt feel too well...
but since i had only a day MC (stupid doctor!)
I dragged myself to school
i was late for school because i spent like 20 mins on the toilet bowl in the morning!
Aiyah, Fuck the whole food poisoning saga lah!
I just cant wait to recover fully
still have diarrhoea... haiz...

my class recieved our prelims result slips back today.
when mrs veda told us that the result will come in A4 size paper, I thought it was going to be some kind of a certificate
hell i was wrong
it was just a pathetic piece of white paper
so, it's official that i have obtained a L1R5 of 15
i'm satisfied with my results
it's not very good but it's not too bad either
hope i can make it to science stream in NYJC for the first 3 months =)
Gregory was very disappointed with his results, mainly because he failed his English
But man! this bright boy did superb in his other subjects
it's a pity
Tommy and I accompanied him to look for Mrs Anand to see if she could help him.
we couldn't find her so Greg left a letter in her locker
I really hope that Mrs Anand would be able to help Greg out
we'll keep our fingers crossed

Anyway, had dinner at Jack's place to celebrate my mummy's birthday!
we had a wonderful time talking and laughing!!!
It had been long since we had such lovely time together
I loved it!!!
Woooooooooooooooooo
I love my mummy, daddy and sister!!!
I love my family!!!

3 GOHs

Got back several prelims results...
Generally, i should say i'm quite satisfied...
Haiz...
Besides the little thrill of knowing our results, this week have been soooo boring
Its exciting to know your results and the excitement can only last for like a minute?
and the rest of the time are spent going through the papers
Its so damn boring lah...
yeah, its important to know your mistakes but its still super boring!

during these boring periods
you have to self-entertain to stay alive!

Oh btw, I'm surrounded by 3 geniuses in class
Melvrick Goh, Phoebe Goh and Goh Mao Kun!
Coincidentally, 3 of them are GOHs!
they're are always getting crazily high results lah!
Wah cannot take it man!
they're like one of the top 10 students
And...and...they always bully me!!!
I actually thought of making a big sign that reads:
"I am surrounded by brainy ghosts"

haha, phoebe wrote something funny in her answers
in one of the biology questions, she wanted to write "the tubing is coiled up"
Instead, she drew this and you know what?!
her answer was accepted!
It was obvious to us that she didnt know how to spell the word "coiled" ahaha
but she insisted that she couldn't think of that word at that moment...

Classic Video

played street soccer today...
the weather was freaking hot!!!
how hot?
the sun is like directly shining over the court!
if you were to stand in the middle of the court,
crack an egg onto your head,
the egg will be cooked in 10 sec!!!

poor weilun
he suffered a HUUUUUUUUGE blister on his sole
blame the heat that increase friction

I watched a few of the old videos in my phone
and here's a classic that I have never failed to laugh when i watched it
starring Song Hao!!!
ok, here's the story:
we were on our way to J8
Song Hao took a seat and felt asleep almost immediately!
looking at his awkward position, i anticipated him to fall so i decided to film it
True enough!
he fell when the bus stopped
This is 100% real!!!
This is not an act!!!
Watch till the end!
Unfortunately, the quality of the video is quite shitty

Prelims are over!!!

I shall not study at all during this weekend!!!
Woooooooooo
results next week!!!
good or bad? i'm still eager to know!!!
hope i can achieve <16 for L1R5

While waiting to go to the chem lab for our practical exam in the AVA room
Tommy and I had a crapping session...

We were predicting that potassium manganese would be used for titration because if that is the case, no indicators would be required.
Since indicators aren't cheap, we were certain that our stingy school would save on the indicators
And... We were right!

We were also complaining that the specimen used in our brio practical exam were damn cheapskate
rice, peanuts and kidney beans were used...
these can be bought in bulks and they wouldn't cost more than $10
Furthermore, there'll definitely be leftovers which can be used for sec 3 practical lessons

We also predicted that electrical circuits would not be used for our physics practical exams
because the school have to replace all the fused bulbs and some of the batteries
We were sure that they would not spend the extra moolahs too...
And.... We were right again

Oh btw, Nick told me that the school gonna change the uniforms next year
they gonna change it to tucked-out kind of uniforms
think its gonna be damn damn ugly lah!!!!

i wonder who was the decision maker
shouldn't they conduct a referendum or something?
I'm against it!!!!



just received photos taken at sentosa from my aunt...
my mum was viewing the photos and she made a comment after seeing
THISTHIS

And THIS...


She said "aye, what about you? odd number leh..."
Whatever!!!
Here am I!!!

Group photo!!!
4 hunks and 3 babes!!! (i didnt type this)
=x

We had fun burying one another...



Sister and.......... my future brother-in-law???
Lol

Dinner at NYDC at Holland V

Oh, after dinner, while walking to the car in the carpark
guess who i saw.... driving and smoking.....
I saw Singapore Idol finalist Jonathan!!!!
haha
jealous not?

Yo mama

Just downloaded this song and I'm lovin' it!!!
It's the soundtrack of the fast and furious: tokyo drift
it's the 10th time listening and i'm still shaking to the beat
wanna shake too???
check out my latest addition to my jukebox!
its at the bottom....

tried to study history for the whole day but progress is damn slow lah...
cant concentrate...
so maybe gonna chiong history tonight...
oh its 9.30pm already?!
loooks like i'm gonna have a looooooong night

saw Yo Mama on MTV a few days ago...
its like a freestyle rap battle minus the freestyle instead, their jokes (insults) have to be yo mama jokes
Oh, there wasn't any rapping too... just single-line jokes without any rhymes in them
Ok lah, its not even like a freestyle rap battle... its... its... yo mama jokes BATTLE!

here's a few that i heard...
Yo mama's teeth so ugly that her tongue looks like it's behind bars
Buurrr
Yo mama so stupid that when i told her to buy a colour tv, she asked "What colour?"
Sotong!!!
Yo mama so ugly that she makes blind kids cry
Haha
Yo mama so old that when i told her to act her own age, and she died
LOL

are you laughing yet?
I know you are...
never knew that yo mama jokes could be this funny
you want more?
HERE'S MORE!!!

My very own garden

welcome to my garden
while I watch the television, I get a nice view too!The flowers just blossomed and there will be birds and bees pollinating it during the day
when my mum saw it, she was like: "wah so nice... Alamak, got bees ah?! Quick close the windows! later the bees come in how?"
-__-"birds pollinating BEES!!!
Quick! press ALT + F4 to close the window!!!
later the bees come in how?


went to the national stadium to watch Singapore vs China
it was the last soccer match to be played in the national stadium before they demolish it
I was expecting the crowd to be so-so only since it was on a weekday
but hell i was wrong!
queued damn long just to get the tickets
it was damn rowdy lah...
everyone was cutting queue
no organisation at all
by the time i managed to get in, i missed around 10 mins of the game already
kickoff was 7.30pm, at 7.40pm...
just look at the queue...


pictures...

the red card offense!
final score...

group photo!!!
my dad took the photo for us...
there were 13 of us...
NEXT TEAM!!!

Ram Bahadur Bamjan

I saw "Discovery Sunday" on discovery channel about the 'Boy with divine powers'
although i declared myself as a free thinker but i'm 50% buddhist
anyway, in the program, a 15 yr old boy was believed to be the reincarnation of Buddha
its really interesting
his supporters claimed that he've been meditating for months without food and water
while you know that scientifically, a human being cannot survive without water for 3 days
Amazing isn't it?
The Boy Buddha

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you can google for "Ram Bahadur Bamjan"
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