Yo mama

Just downloaded this song and I'm lovin' it!!!
It's the soundtrack of the fast and furious: tokyo drift
it's the 10th time listening and i'm still shaking to the beat
wanna shake too???
check out my latest addition to my jukebox!
its at the bottom....

tried to study history for the whole day but progress is damn slow lah...
cant concentrate...
so maybe gonna chiong history tonight...
oh its 9.30pm already?!
loooks like i'm gonna have a looooooong night

saw Yo Mama on MTV a few days ago...
its like a freestyle rap battle minus the freestyle instead, their jokes (insults) have to be yo mama jokes
Oh, there wasn't any rapping too... just single-line jokes without any rhymes in them
Ok lah, its not even like a freestyle rap battle... its... its... yo mama jokes BATTLE!

here's a few that i heard...
Yo mama's teeth so ugly that her tongue looks like it's behind bars
Buurrr
Yo mama so stupid that when i told her to buy a colour tv, she asked "What colour?"
Sotong!!!
Yo mama so ugly that she makes blind kids cry
Haha
Yo mama so old that when i told her to act her own age, and she died
LOL

are you laughing yet?
I know you are...
never knew that yo mama jokes could be this funny
you want more?
HERE'S MORE!!!