Monday, October 9, 2006

Happy Birthday Daddy!

Happy Birthday Daddy!!!
I love you!!!

I woke up this morning and found this on the kitchen floor...
A ****ing lizard's tail
Omg, damn grossi'm a timid guy man...
i get very distracted from whatever i am doing whenever i spot a house lizard nearby
i will observe it and see where it goes, ensuring that it doesnt come to me
i'm also damn afraid of flying cockroaches and big flies e.g bees
haiz... enough of that...

yes, today is my dad's birthday
if you remember, my mum's birthday was just a few days ago
Alright listen up, my mum just turned 42 and did i mention how act-cute and act-young she is?
how act cute?
check this out...
it's not that it's a bad thing for her to act cute, in fact it's a good thing and I like it
however, recently there's this something that my sister and i tak bu lei tahan
this something is my mum's obsession over 'precious moments' stuff
she discovered this shop near her office that sells lots of precious moments goodies
from then on, she has been bringing tons of 'precious moments' stuff home
She's crazy over it!!!
let the pictures do the talking..
precious moments pencil case
precious moments umbrella

precious moments photo album

precious moments alarm clock

precious moments stickers on the bathroom door
precious moments calendar
precious moments wall calendar

hey, that is only about 60% of her collection
she also has precious moments Ez-link card and nail clipper!!!
haiz... i give up man

In school, Tommy told me that he read somewhere and found out that the end of the world would be on the 21st December 2012
freaky...
it's up to you to believe it
of course, the best is to be optimistic and hope that those predictions are a pack of balls

I am very unhappy with how our school treat the sec 4 students!!!
as we all know, sec1 to sec3 are having exams now
we also know that they are dismissed earlier
yes, they are dismissed earlier but does that give the fucking lazy, fat and useless security guards the reason to lock the back gates earlier?

come on, have they forgotten that we sec4s are still in school?
we are hungry and home sick and locking the gate even before we are dismissed is totally ridiculous!!!
WE have to fucking walk 1 fucking BIG round.
So much for student welfare huh?
what the fuck is the student councilors doing man?
Are they blind? If not, they should be able to see this huge problem
As student councilors, they should write in to the school and come up with suggestions to solve the problem
as far as i know, the student council is a big fat white elephant

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