Present for Mrs Veda

I was at Precious Thots at causeway point with my mum
she saw this cute cushion with "world's greatest teacher" sewn on it
and she suggested getting it for Mrs Veda
thought it was a good idea since this is my last year already
so i bought it...
eh no, my mum paid for it so i didnt actually bought it
oh well, anyway here's my little present for
Mrs Vedamoorthy Maha Letchimi D/O Krishnasamy!!!

nice huh?
no, i meant im nice not the cushion
im such a nice and grateful student! :P

hours ago, i had a terrible stomach ache
i sat on the toilet bowl for freaking long before i decided to apply some oilment
i asked my mum to apply for me...
when you get your mum to apply the oilment for you
the pain will magically subside :)

And if you have any muscle soreness or bruises
that's when the prowess of your daddy comes in
yes, get him to massage for you and the pain will be gone!!!
try it and put magicians to shame!!!

Alright, to end this entry, here are some jokes from Reader's Digest

On the way to a gig, a juggler is stopped by the police, " What are those machetes doing in our car?" asks the officer.
"I use them in my act"
"Oh, yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see."
The juggler starts tossing and catching the deadly blades.
"My God," says a passing driver to his passenger. "I'm glad i quit drinking and driving. Look at the test they're giving you now."


Why is Cinderella bad at sports?
A: Because she has a pumpkin for a coach, and she runs away from the ball.

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